A slightly different view of the same world.
Disney is changing Christopher Robbin into a girl. The little dude from Winnie the Pooh is being changed into a 6 year old girl because he just wasn’t selling well as a boy.
“There’s only one thing to be done,” said the executives at Disney, and replaced him with a six-year-old girl.
Everything in the world revolves around commerce. If it isn’t selling, change it so that it might.
At the check-out of the Winnie-the-Pooh Shop in Canterbury, David Phillips thought the replacement a shame.
But he admitted that “they’ve never managed to make toys out of Christopher Robin. People come in and ask for him, but he only ever appears as part of a group. Perhaps we’ll be getting toys for this new girl now.”
Not that I care that much about Pooh or the other characters, although Eeyore is pretty kick-ass. Piglet is so-so in my opinion. What is there, an owl and kangaroo left? That rabbit sucks. My friend and I have called him “AIDS Ass Rabbit” for going on ten years whenever the subject arises. Okay, so we’ve mentioned him like 4 times in 10 years. But he is still “AIDS Ass Rabbit”. I just hate it when something so big (Disney) has to try to re-position themselves so that they can make even more money.
“There’s only one thing to be done,” said the executives at Disney, and replaced him with a six-year-old girl.
Everything in the world revolves around commerce. If it isn’t selling, change it so that it might.
At the check-out of the Winnie-the-Pooh Shop in Canterbury, David Phillips thought the replacement a shame.
But he admitted that “they’ve never managed to make toys out of Christopher Robin. People come in and ask for him, but he only ever appears as part of a group. Perhaps we’ll be getting toys for this new girl now.”
Not that I care that much about Pooh or the other characters, although Eeyore is pretty kick-ass. Piglet is so-so in my opinion. What is there, an owl and kangaroo left? That rabbit sucks. My friend and I have called him “AIDS Ass Rabbit” for going on ten years whenever the subject arises. Okay, so we’ve mentioned him like 4 times in 10 years. But he is still “AIDS Ass Rabbit”. I just hate it when something so big (Disney) has to try to re-position themselves so that they can make even more money.
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