A slightly different view of the same world.




This video is for all of the pre-teen girls who visit the site. If you're not in that demographic, you may not "learn" anything.

Watch for the money shot around 3:15 into it. Did I say money shot? I meant the scene where I almost threw up. I was sitting here at home watching it by myself and saw it. I literally dropped a "JC" when I saw "it". It was prefaced with "Awwwwwww man..."


Airbags Deployed

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This is just ridiculous.


Saddam Hussein

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Saddam is back in court today.  Here are excerpts from an article on the case courtesy of MSNBC.  

…Saddam sat quietly as a witness testified that his regime killed and tortured people by administering electric shocks and ripping off their skin after pouring molten plastic on it.

…Blood poured from head wounds and skin was pale from electric shocks, he testified. Security officials would drip melted plastic hoses on detainees, only to pull it off after it cooled, tearing skin off with it, he said.


HOLY CRAP that would suck.  


Fact: Christina Ricci is Sexy

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I’ve been saying it for years. Not too many people agree with me. Some people think I am completely wrong. Some think I’m dumb. But the fact of the matter is: Christina Ricci is hot. And for those of you who haven’t seen her since Casper, behold! She’s all growed up. I'd actually like to see her add a few more punds back on so we can get the girls parts bigger again, but hey... It's okay.





















Retouched

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Ever look at a magazine like “SELF” or “SEVENTEEN” and wonder where the hot looking women like that are? Okay… maybe you just glance at the cover while standing in line to pay for you groceries. You see some woman on the cover who is not an A-list celebrity but you think, “Damn, she’s fine! Where can I get a woman like that?” You can’t. They don’t exist. Nobody looks as flawless as that in real life. The ones who are somewhat hot to begin with are made to look extraordinary. There are like 5-10 things that get retouched or airbrushed before that hits the stands. Of course, you knew this. But have you ever seen a true Before/After comparison of what happens to a girl? Oh… you have? Well, here’s another one.

I wonder if the girls in Playboy have such soft skin after all. Or if their butts and thighs have “hail damage” to them like most women. Or if they have real wet looking bruises on their hips or something. Or patches of hair missing from the AIDS. Or shank wounds in their back. Nah. They look just like that in person, right?


Vida Guerrero

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Doesn't get a heck of a lot better than this.







































FISA

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Since 1979, the FISA court has approved tens of thousands of eavesdropping requests and rejected only four. There was no indication the existing system was slow—as the president seemed to claim in his press conference—or in any way required extra-constitutional action.

This will all play out eventually in congressional committees and in the United States Supreme Court. If the Democrats regain control of Congress, there may even be articles of impeachment introduced. Similar abuse of power was part of the impeachment charge brought against Richard Nixon in 1974.


Bush Lied (Again)

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“Secondly, there are such things as roving wiretaps. Now, by the way, any time you hear the United States government talking about wiretap, it requires -- a wiretap requires a court order. Nothing has changed, by the way. When we're talking about chasing down terrorists, we're talking about getting a court order before we do so. It's important for our fellow citizens to understand, when you think Patriot Act, constitutional guarantees are in place when it comes to doing what is necessary to protect our homeland, because we value the Constitution.”

Believe it or not, George Bush said that on April 20, 2004.

Official transcript from White House website.

Liar.

Side note: “September the 11th” and “9/11” are mentioned a total of 14 times in this speech. Remember that day when the Iraqi’s flew planes into our buildings? Yeah, neither do I.


The Chronic (les of Narnia)

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One of the funnier little skits lately from SNL.


New Flash Game

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Okay. Rules are simple. Put the colored cubes inside the white ones. It's in Japanese, so you'll have to forget reading any of the rules or help. Unless of course, you can read Japanese. Then it that case, forget you. WARNING: Very addictive.


Dave Chappelle

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Found a website with an interesting theory. ChappelleTheory.com has some pretty ideas as to who and what was behind the meteoric fall of Chappelle last summer. It involves a group of people informally known as The Dark Crusaders. It’s members include Bill Cosby, Al Sharpton, Whoopi Goldberg, Louis Farrakhan, Jesse Jackson, and Oprah Winfrey. Interesting stuff and seems pretty legit too.

UPDATE: I read the entire body of text. Should be able to do it in about a half hour. Worth it. Disturbing. Want to see if any of it can be verified by additional sources.


Nerdy Shirts

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Check out this design for a t-shirt. I love it. You love it even more. Because you love things like t-shirts more than human beings. You can't show love and other emotions towards people. Anyways, you know that already.



This one is pretty good too.



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PlayStation 3 Information

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The warm reception given Microsoft's Xbox 360 in the states apparently hasn't given Sony cause to reconsider the PlayStation 3's reportedly dizzying price point. In an interview with Toyo Keizai this week, Sony Computer Entertainment president Ken Kutaragi again said that the PS3 demands a financial sacrifice of its owners.

"Whether consumers think a product is expensive or cheap all depends on the balance between its appeal and price," Kutaragi told Toyo Keizai. "Our ideal [for the PS3] is for consumers to think to themselves, 'OK, I'll work more hours and buy it.' We want people to feel that they want it, no matter what. When Nintendo was selling its 16-bit machine at around 12,500 yen ($114), we sold the first PlayStation at 39,800 yen ($364)," continued Kutaragi. "The press was saying that it was expensive, but it was a huge hit. It's the same thing with the PlayStation Portable from last year. The Game Boy Advance is a same handheld gaming machine, and it costs less than 10 thousand yen ($91). On the other hand, our PSP had cost 25,000 yen ($229). But people lined up overnight to buy it, and it sold out on the day of its launch. It all depends on whether people want it. Of course, I'm confident that the PS3 is a product that people will definitely want."

Sony better hope Kutaragi's right, because according to some the company's headed for a loss of Microsoftian proporation on its PlayStation. Analysts at Merrill Lynch Japan believe the PS3 will retail for $399 in the states, nearly $100 less than it costs to manufacture. If that turns out to be the case, Sony could suffer a loss of more than $1.18 billion in the first year of the PS3's release.

I’m sure glad they’re talking $400 and not the $600 I’ve heard other places!


Trent Reznor

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Here's a really cool picture from NIN.com that I came across. Trent Reznor is looking cock deisel lately with his new haircut.


Caulk in Your Crack

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Here's a clip from SNL a few weeks back when Jason Lee hosted it. Kinda funny, kinda trite. Watch it and shut up.


Shut Up Monkey

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No clue what is going on here, but it's rather funny to watch. Ends quickly and has bad words in it. Shhhh!


Winter Story to Warm Your Heart

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Late last week, I was rushing around trying to get some shopping done. I was stressed out and not thinking very fondly of the Christmas season right then. It was dark, cold, and wet in the parking lot. As I was loading my car up with gifts that I felt obligated to buy, I noticed that I was missing a receipt that I might need later. So mumbling under my breath, I retraced my steps to the shopping centre entrance.

As I was searching the wet pavement for the lost receipt, I heard a quiet sobbing. The crying was coming from a poorly dressed boy of about 12 yrs old. He was short and thin. He had no coat. He was just wearing a ragged flannel shirt to protect him from the cold night's chill.

Oddly enough, he was holding a hundred dollar note in his hand. Thinking that he had gotten lost from his parents, I asked him what was wrong. He told me his sad story. He said that he came from a large family. He had three brothers and four sisters. His father had died when he was nine years old. His mother was poorly educated and worked two full time jobs. She made very little to support her large family.

Nevertheless, she had managed to skimp and save two hundred dollars to buy her children Christmas presents. The young boy had been dropped off, by his mother, on the way to her second job. He was to use the money to buy presents for all his siblings and save just enough to take the bus home. He had not even entered the mall, when an older boy grabbed one of the hundred dollar notes and disappeared into the night.

"Why didn't you scream for help?" I asked. The boy said, "I did." "And nobody came to help you?" I wondered. The boy stared at the sidewalk and sadly shook his head. "How loud did you scream?" I inquired. The soft-spoken boy looked up and meekly whispered, "Help me!"

I realised that absolutely no one could have heard that poor boy cry for help. So I grabbed his other hundred and ran off .


Random Gift

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"Merry Christmas. Thank you for leaving your car door unlocked. Instead of stealing your car I gave you a present. Hopefully this will land in the hands of someone you love, for my love is gone now. Merry Christmas to you."

Read what the gift was, here.


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